OK, so according to a lot of people, Slender Man doesn't respond well to electromagnetism. Because of course he doesn't. So I've got this room here and I have lined the walls with electromagnets, because I have the resources to do that apparently.
In order to lure Slender Man into the room, I have laid bait. Keeping in mind my theory that he is a jock, the room contains beer, Playboy magazines, a TV turned onto ESPN, and a prostitute I hired to wear a cheerleading outfit and cheer in the corner. She's not that flexible, but I'm hoping that Slendy won't notice that.
You may be thinking that you've seen this experiment performed before. But you haven't. I am an originalist. Also, I'm not an attractive young woman with a dark and troubled past like the other ten people you may be thinking of. I'm an attractive young man with a dark and troubled past. So this is completely different.
Now let's see if I catch any fish.