Monday, February 13, 2012

It worked! Sort of.

The good news is: it worked. He materialized in the room where I'd laid the trap, clearly drawn by the bait (sorry, Ridley. You sure His Canadian girlfriend is real?). Then I turned on the electromagnets and he flipped out and screamed in pain and all was good.

The bad news is: He used His tentacles to tear holes in the walls and destroy the electromagnets. Also the prostitute is dead. She was going to retire in three days. Terrible tragedy that.

So on the whole I learned that He doesn't like electromagnetism and He is very dangerous. Truly this has been the scientific discovery of the ages. And... hold on.

Yeah, I just went back to check, and all the Playboy magazines are gone.

I wonder if he reads them for the articles?

3 comments:

  1. Hey Thlenderman thare thome of that porn bro!

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  2. SHE WAS THREE DAYS FROM RETIREMENT ROBIN!

    WHAT KIND OF A MONSTER ARE YOU BLACKBIRD?

    YOU SICKEN ME BUDGIE.

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  3. What? Bullshit!

    Slender, I'm tellin' your ladyfriend what you've been up to. Bad Slender! Bad!

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