Once I was a proxy.
Once I served the Slender Man.
Once I killed and destroyed in his name.
Once I called runners insulting names.
Once I failed to look both ways when crossing the street.
Once I stepped on the grass where there was a "keep off of grass" sign.
Once I returned a video to the video rental store without rewinding it first.
BUT NO MORE!
I am redeemed! I fight for the good of the Runners now! I have become a good guy through the power of love (it burns, oh god, the pain)!